Monday, July 27, 2020
Top 10 Obsolete Grammar Rules - by Guest Blogger Steven Sawyer
Top 10 Obsolete Grammar Rules - by Guest Blogger Steven Sawyer Article by Steven Sawyer. Edited by Brenda Bernstein, The Essay Expert Following The Essay Expertâs post about using the âsingular they,â some writers in one of my LinkedIn groups were talking about breaking English grammar rules. Several of us spent a few hours discussing the merits, or de-merits, of using âtheyâ as a singular pronoun. We were essentially divided into two camps: purists, who would never break a time-honored English grammar rule, and progressives, who know all the rules â" and delight in breaking them. By the end of the heated discussion, purists were still purists and progressives remained progressive. Purists love the predictability of our language and the grammar rules that govern it. They still remember how to diagram a sentence. They can spot a dangling modifier at 50 yards and pick out a subject-verb agreement error faster than you can say âcomma splice.â If you went to their houses you might find that they iron their underwear and alphabetize the canned foods in their pantry. (I know a couple of purists who do that.) Progressives, on the other hand, believe that breaking rules connects writers with the masses, who stopped thinking about grammar rules decades ago. (If you dont believe me just ask any passerby to locate the verb in a sentence.) Just last year, a group of Ivy League English language purists lobbied to have âThou shalt not break English grammar rulesâ added as the 11th commandment. But language mavens, dictionary writers and even influential linguists are relaxing many writing standards. Some experts are equating this usage shift to the Great Vowel Shift that took place in England in the 15th century. So, my Purist grammar friends, what will you do? Will you suck it up and go with the changes in the language as they evolve? Or are you determined to maintain pristine prose? Its really okay if purists remain purists. I believe theyll dwindle over time until they become an extinct species, but they do have their place in our culture today. Purists, heres what youre going to have to swallow if you want to keep pace with our ever changing language. Top 10 Obsolete Or Seldom Enforced Grammar Rules Donât split infinitives. Who would want to shamelessly do that anyway? Active voice verbs are preferable to passive voice verbs. I will never part with this one. I have encrypted this rule in my memoryâs hard drive. Passive voice will forever be stricken from my writing. That makes me a purist for this rule only. Never start a sentence with âAndâ or âBut.â And why not? It gets easier every time you do it. See 5th paragraph, second sentence. Never start a sentence with âThere isâ or âThere are.â There are many occasions when starting a sentence with âThere isâ or âThere areâ is perfectly acceptable. Boring, perhaps, but acceptable. E.g., There is more Canadian bacon in the United States than in Canada. It would be difficult to change the wording in that sentence without starting with âThere isâ. Never end a sentence with a preposition. Now thatâs a rule we can all live without. Always use âmore thanâ instead of âoverâ with numbers. Okay. Whatever. Mathâs not my gig. But truly, either one is acceptable use today. So, purists, get over it. Data is plural, so the verb must always be plural. So data is what data does? Or data are what data do? If they say so. Anyone with a good ear for English knows the answer to this one. Donât start a sentence with âThis.â The grammar gurus now say that you can start a sentence with âThis.â But (Ooops, there I go, breaking rule 3. See how easy that was?) I believe that [practice] is okay and this [guideline] is perfectly acceptable. Donât use âfreeâ as an adjective. E.g., âCan I get that laptop free?â Nay, nay, writing comrades. Thatâs purist speak. Feel free to use âfor free.â E.g., âCan I get that laptop for free?â Donât use âfunâ as an adjective. You purists make me giddy. Youâve always used âfunâ as a noun. E.g., âWe had fun at the game today.â But we progressives like to use it as an adjective. âIt was a fun weekend reunion with my family.â English is an evolving language. A new word gets added to the language every 98 minutes, according to the Global Language Monitor. Thatâs 14.7 words per day. As words get added, usage rules undergo changes as well. Will you adopt the new ârulesâ of grammar? Your answer determines which camp youâre in. Steven Sawyer is a blogger, author, editor and online English teacher and writing consultant. Read his blog at https://stevensawyer.wordpress.com/.
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